A blind man with a seeing eye dog crosses a busy street.
The dog leads him across the street with complete disregard for the traffic.
Several cars barely miss the blind man, and drivers are honking their horns at the man.
The blind man finally gets to the other side of the street and a man comes up to him and exclaims. “That’s the worst seeing eye, “That’s the worst seeing eye dog ever! That dog almost got you killed! “The blind man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dog treat.
The other man says “Why would you give that dog a treat? He almost got you killed! “The blind man replies, “I’m just trying to find his mouth so I can kick him in theass.”