Dirty Joke: The 4 hour erection

 

The 4 hour erection:

I went to a chemist store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. 

The woman I spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. 

She asked if she could help me.

I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying. 

"As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said. "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said. "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:

    * 1/3rd ownership in the store

    * a company car

    * A furnished house 

    * a king size bed and

    * £7500/- a month in living expenses." 😂