This Is Funny.
frustrated housewife bought a new pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to arouse her husband and spice up their dead s*x life.
After cooking his favourite meal for dinner one evening,
She had put them on under a revealing short skirt and relaxed with a glass of wine on the sofa directly across from where her husband was sitting in his chair.
After several more glasses of wine and at what she thought was the appropriate moment, she uncrossed her legs just wide enough so that her husband could catch a revealing view.
It wasn’t long before his eyes focused on the prize and he asked,
“Are you wearing crotchless panties?”
“Y -e-s,” She answered coyly with a seductive smile.”
“Thank God!” he said,
” I thought you were sitting on the cat.”
He never saw her glass of wine coming.
